Yours in service 

An ending used by a national scout cult

Yours in service,
Cult leader

Yours in service by That1cultleader June 12, 2018

Postal service minute 

A length of time that will actually require an extra half of the original amount before completion.

Place in the microwave for 1 minute 30, or a postal service minute.

Postal service minute by Dancing Bear December 30, 2005

Social Network Denial-of-Service 

When a website ends up denied (saturated with external communications requests, such that it cannot respond to legitimate traffic, or responds so slowly as to be rendered effectively unavailable) due to a sudden enormous spike in popularity.

A Social Network Denial-of-Service (SNDoS) could be started by one Facebook user setting his/her wall status to: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status and the First entry for your name under comments"

Social Network Denial-of-Service by Nettie-AZM February 3, 2010

lip service

To tell a person off; to argue with superb stability and backing

Man, don't be lettin' her give you lip service like that.

lip service by madison7667 May 13, 2004

Terms Of Service 

It is a large wall of text that only idiots with no time read.

"Man I can't believe you read the Terms Of Service"

Terms Of Service by Bman111 November 30, 2016

SA ambulance service

the south australian version of an ambulance service
SA ambulance service (shortened to SAAS) is a pathetic excuse for an ambulance service, they are a disgrace to south australia, australia and anyone in the emergency medical services
not only do they have disgusting response times, they are also bad at what they are trained to do.
for example. it says HEAD on the end of the stretcher where the head goes, even though it is blatently obvious

SA ambulance service - dispatcher talking to unit 4
"unit 4 respond cat A to male, unconcious, non breathing"
"roger dispatch, going to mcdonalds first"
"roger unit 4, ETA?"
"we are dining in, so 40 mins"

SA ambulance service by Medic 41 August 6, 2010

full service 

The act of performing oral sex on a man to completion, and swallowing, before or after drinking his urine directly from his penis.

My cocksucker is also a human urinal that regularly gives me full service when he sucks my dick.

full service by yellow snowcone March 31, 2023