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shitzzle

your mom's a shitzzle today
by Joseph Pepler December 4, 2004
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shitzu

by tracy November 28, 2003
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Spiked seltzer

by StephanieMcpoo August 19, 2019
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Seizure

the state in which you are seeing dots all over, and it is interrupting your vision, and its blocking what's in front of you. in this case, when you try to grab a piece of cheese, you may accidentally grab a condom
A (the kid whos having a seizure): hey, did I just grab a pickle? I'm having a seizure so I can't tell
B: bro... that's my dick
by roro/ March 22, 2022
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nickle-shitz

The act of placing a nickle on the toe of your shoe, subduing a jackass, and kicking him in the rectum repeatedly.
Give me your lunch money Billy, or I'll give you the nickle-shitz.
by Mongo March 27, 2005
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Seizure

1.) Something that people have very often.

2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.

3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.

4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
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Seizure Dance

A very special sort of complicated high five in which you give another person knucks, pull your hand back, give them a high five, turn around, yell "Hop Schweitz!", and begin to do the "Youuu.." part from the Soulja Boy dance whilst yelling "Sei-zure! Sei-zure! Seizure!"
*At Haunted House Trip*
Guide- Does anyone have seizures easily?
Daphne- Sei-zure! Sei-zure!
Lauren- *whispers to Daphne*
Both- *do the Seizure Dance*
by The Fo Schnizzle Man March 4, 2009
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