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A gay drink for gay people.
by StephanieMcpoo August 19, 2019
Get the Spiked seltzer mug.the state in which you are seeing dots all over, and it is interrupting your vision, and its blocking what's in front of you. in this case, when you try to grab a piece of cheese, you may accidentally grab a condom
A (the kid whos having a seizure): hey, did I just grab a pickle? I'm having a seizure so I can't tell
B: bro... that's my dick
B: bro... that's my dick
by roro/ March 22, 2022
Get the Seizure mug.The act of placing a nickle on the toe of your shoe, subduing a jackass, and kicking him in the rectum repeatedly.
by Mongo March 27, 2005
Get the nickle-shitz mug.1.) Something that people have very often.
2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.
3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.
4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.
3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.
4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
Get the Seizure mug.A very special sort of complicated high five in which you give another person knucks, pull your hand back, give them a high five, turn around, yell "Hop Schweitz!", and begin to do the "Youuu.." part from the Soulja Boy dance whilst yelling "Sei-zure! Sei-zure! Seizure!"
*At Haunted House Trip*
Guide- Does anyone have seizures easily?
Daphne- Sei-zure! Sei-zure!
Lauren- *whispers to Daphne*
Both- *do the Seizure Dance*
Guide- Does anyone have seizures easily?
Daphne- Sei-zure! Sei-zure!
Lauren- *whispers to Daphne*
Both- *do the Seizure Dance*
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