Schmebbin' 

At first, used to describe off-kiltered things "this food is schmebbin'" or "those dance moves are schmebbin". . . it soon turned into meaning "to date, flirt or be interested in" such as "who are you schmebbin'".

Schmebbin' boils down to doing something you know you aren't supposed to be doing, but do anyways.

"I was schmebbin' on this girl, but decided to cool it off."

Schmebbin' by cymbalta January 20, 2009

schmeck 

distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"

Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.

schmeck by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister January 4, 2009

schmediliheimer 

when searching for a word one cannot remember schmediliheimer.

Now where did I put that... uh.... schmediliheimer?! Pull the damn schmediliheimer out of my rectum!!!

schmediliheimer by buckshotredneck July 30, 2006

Dick Schlegel 

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.

It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.

Dick Schlegel by Heffnark October 11, 2009

schmeckle 

the last bits of weed in the bottom of the bowl, not enough for a cone

"hey bro is there any more chop?"
"nah bruh , only a schmeckle"

schmeckle by boonce February 3, 2017

schmegma 

a schwap, cock, dong, shaft, dick, penis, falic symbol, some thing a girl would enjoy sucking on or slapping on random area of face or upper torso

i.e. i slapped that stank ho with my schmegma.

"yeah that hooker saw the size of my schmegma and told me i didnt have to pay

schmegma by huntdizzle February 18, 2009

schmed 

verb: to flake out, let down, abandon, not show up as promised.

forms: schmed, schmedded, schmedding

"I'm giving you the money for my ticket now, so don't schmed out on me!"

"Looks like Ed schmedded out on us again. I guess I'll ask my brother to drive us to the liquor store."

"If you plan on schmedding out on me again, don't ask me for any more favors."

schmed by Dolores Z. June 29, 2006