Fuck-You Saturday

A Saturday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.
You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Saturday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019
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Saturday Car

The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.
I had total Saturday Car on the way to Great Aunt Ellen's house.
by Kay Star January 29, 2009
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Saturday Nut Live

The act of streaming your jack off session on Facebook so all can see
Man, did you see Bill's Saturday Nut Live last night?
Yeah, it was great, dude
by Jacques Off March 06, 2018
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Sandwich Saturday

every Saturday Californian man#1391 will make funny memes of himself to "Sandwichify" random people in Roblox Studio
Discord user: @Californian man what is sandwich saturday
Californian man: a day where i post funny sandwich man memes or sandwichify someone
by Californian Man February 22, 2021
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Pain Saturday

April 24th is Pain Saturday.
i’m in pain right now. Pain Saturday killing me
by zasi April 24, 2021
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Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.
by Fauxy-S February 02, 2011
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Synthetic Saturday

Brother Hunt had a philosophy: any Sunday before a holiday Monday was a golden ticket to excess. He called them “Synthetic Saturdays”, a sacred tradition where he could overindulge without consequence, knowing full well that Monday—blessed, merciful Monday—was a built-in recovery day.

It started years ago, when Hunt was fresh out of college, working a job trading derivatives, living for weekends and dreading Mondays like everyone else. But one Memorial Day weekend, he had an epiphany. That Sunday night, while his friends paced themselves, thinking of the workweek ahead, Hunt went all in—one more drink, an extra plate of barbecue, staying up way too late.

And then? No work the next day. No alarm clock. No responsibilities. Just an entire Monday to sleep in, nurse his indulgences, and start fresh on Tuesday.

From that moment on, Synthetic Saturdays were law.

Hunt planned his life around them. Labor Day, New Year’s, Fourth of July, Presidents’ Day….—if Monday was off, Sunday was on. He’d feast without restraint, drink without hesitation, and make every questionable decision he wouldn’t dare on a normal Sunday.

But his masterpiece? Presidents’ Day Sunday. A self-proclaimed holy day in the Church of Hunt. Every February, he hosted the grandest Synthetic Sunday of them all—kegs, mountains of food, and wagers that got out of hand. While others sipped cautiously, thinking about their 8 a.m. meetings, Hunt doubled down, knowing he had all of Monday to recover.
HUNT: “You guys just don’t get it. This isn’t a regular Sunday. This is a Synthetic Saturday —a free pass, a golden ticket, a once-in-a-quarter gift from the universe.”

JOE: “Yeah, but I still gotta be functional tomorrow.”

HUNT: “Functional? Functional for what? It’s a holiday! You think George Washington crossed the Delaware so you could sip water and leave early? No, my friend. He did it so you could have that extra plate of ribs and crack open another beer without regret.”

SARAH: “I don’t know, Hunt. Last time I bought into this, I spent all of Monday regretting my life choices.”

HUNT: “That’s the whole point! Regret on a Monday that doesn’t count! By Tuesday, you’re fine. If you hold back tonight, you waste an opportunity you won’t get again until Columbus Day. And let’s be honest, that one’s underrated.”
by ThomD February 16, 2025
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