O.M.L. Syndrom

Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.

symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.

Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"

Ken - "..who the old man over there?"

Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."

Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"

by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011

Cera Syndrome

Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.

Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"

Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"

Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."

by franzthegreymonkey August 15, 2010

Superfriends Syndrome

Where a person narrates the action he or she is about to take or is taking. Typically seen in females and on stage.

Batman: I'm going to use this special sticky spray to stop Joker in his tracks.

Superfriends Syndrome:
Donna (to no one in particular): I'm going to put this in the refrigerator, then I should run to Nordstrom for those shoes.

by Jesuistom August 9, 2009

Cloofy Syndrome

1.Two people that will back each up other and never back down from their given statement no matter how ridiculous or stupid it is

2.A sexual harasser

Yo, did you hear that kiwi and forest are in cloofy syndrome mode

by Rezh February 5, 2021

Emir Syndrome

Emir Syndrome is basically a syndrome that one can have. Person with Emir Syndrome will never look at chat or messages you send, even if they do they won't pay any attention.
Basically a person with this syndrome will send same thing you sent to them or in group chat right after you or someone sent it and act like you/them didn't.
It comes from guy named Emir who used to do this all the time.

Person 1: *sends a meme*
Person 2: HAHAHAHA, that is such a good meme.
Person 3: Omg, never laughed so much in my life.
Person with syndrome: *send the exact same meme*
Person 1: Dude you have Emir Syndrome, stop it...

by Floks April 27, 2021

Skyrim syndrome

When a video game (typically open world RPG, though there are exceptions) you feel an intense need to do as much as you possibly can. Named after the first game in which this phenomenon was observed, "the elder scrolls V: skyrim"

I started playing horizon zero dawn yesterday and I'm getting a severe case of skyrim syndrome from it

by lolwaffles March 22, 2017

halo syndrome

A fake sickness in which you stay home from school, work, or any other thing you don't want to do and play halo. It is also another term for hooky only you play halo.

Where is he, oh he has halo syndrome.

by undgrndsk8er October 23, 2007