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How the Prince Stole Clitmas

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.
Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017
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Memes I stole from Instagram v2000

A video some dumbass 15 year old aesthetic egirl took without permission. Nobody gives a damn because these instatard memes aren’t funny. The comments make it even worse
Retard: mEmEs I StOle fRoM iNsTaGrAm v20000000000 normal human with average iq : these aren’t funny you damn egirl
by some random jojotard May 22, 2020
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stoned

if somebody has smoked weed and for example laughs about his fingernails....as i do.....
oh my god im so stoned that im writing these stupid definitions at this funny website on this funny thing...hmmm...yeah......internet.....
by karl moik April 28, 2004
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stold

Selling an item that has been stolen from someone.
Conjunction between the words "stole" and "sold."
"Dude, I just stold your car to my girlfriend."
by TAWT September 3, 2012
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stole

taking something cool you like from somebody else, hoping they're insured.
Nerd 1: You stole my pocket protector!
Nerd 2: You stole my virginity!
by Mike Hawk is large 'n veiny January 29, 2012
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stoned

the point where u laugh so much that your sides hurt. then you and everone your with spaces out for a half hour before going to get food.
we were so stoned last night that we went to the drive through and spent 25 dollars on the dollar menu
by manprin July 31, 2008
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stolen hipness

Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.
Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.
by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020
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