Stocked

1. (Slang)- for when something is full like your inventory, the fridge, or when someone is ultra muscular( see yoked) or when a team against you is better and has no more openings to flip sides.

"Damn bro! This round we are getting clapped, the other team is hella stocked!"

by Greatnessdefined December 13, 2022

zain stocks

sugar daddy to hot anon discord e-girl piss baby. spends stonks on discord nitro and desperately wants to get fucked by tubbo ben.

"do you know i do zain stocks?"

by glizzygobbla7427 February 19, 2021

Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.

Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!

by Henzlee January 20, 2014

Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013

Stock

“Stock” is a word used for a vehicle with a modified ac compressor and to describe how factory and slow the vehicle is. In other words, the car is fast as hell but the owner doesn’t want you to know that.

The marauder is totally stock

by SubaruTrissi February 25, 2022

Stock Rock

A local nickname for Stock Island, Florida. The term has been used by locals for decades.

Cuzzy: Where you livin' now bubba?

Bubba: Stock Rock cuzzy. Never left!

by Conch Town May 22, 2020

Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020