Standard

Can be used in a variety of places and occurrences. The slang term 'standard' derived from a boy called Gashman who had very small muscles. He refereed to his bicep muscles as "standard arm muscle". The phrase then caught on, and now 'standard' is used more commonly.

Moreover, 'standard' can be used when describing someone's mistake or misdemeanor. It can be used in place of the other common phrase 'school boy error'.

Dude: "Ohhh standard!"

Dude 1: "Dude you are so standard"
Dude 2: "Yeah and solid."

Dude 1: "That is so below standard."
Dude 2 (who forgot his/her school books): "Yeah, totally sub-standard."

Dude 1: "Ohh man your muscles are so standard!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, they will never be Gashman material!"

by The Zach Best December 31, 2009

Standard Poodle

A dog resembling a cotton puff and nothing more. Some people might use it as an insult ... but such people usually prove to be unintelligent and socialy inept-- refer to asswipe for further reading.

How much is that standard poodle in the window... the one with the waggling tail?

by Jodi Silver May 27, 2005

standard

awesomeness, only used by the most 1337 ppl

that new computer u got is standard biotch

by pepito July 28, 2004

One Night Standard

A person who likes to have one night stands on weekends. Can work for both guys and girls, and usually involves sex with no strings attached.

Jess: "Where's Janie tonight?"
Anna: "She's out having a one night standard with a frat."

by Death's Door October 10, 2011

standard

means standard proceedure

if you dont like me
its standard

ALSO

Jaime-u kl ye fam
Dani-yeeh im nang
Jaime-standard

by Chikstah Lyk..Chantal December 21, 2007

StandardTristan

500th Pokemon; The name of a penguin's elbow; a person with pretty eyes; a lover of fishies; meow.

"Eww...look at that penguin's standardtristan.."

"Woah..That person must be a standardtristan!"

''That guy looks like he fancies fishies, he must be a standardtristan"

by Laurennnnnnnnnnn:) March 23, 2010

standard

originated simply from standard practice,- to mean squalid

Man U drew to Exeter- Standard

by Goive January 10, 2005