pop-tart stain

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.

WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.

by niihka July 25, 2016

lil poop stain

A side piece you have that normally has a turd nugget in her G-string.

" Cindy just called, she's my one an only lil poop stain"

by Sir elfdickey December 21, 2016

hittin' the stain

To go to bed with the intent to sleep.

“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

by Stan Forrest October 12, 2018

Cum Stain

A derogatory phrase used to berate or otherwise castigate another male as to make him feel inferior to other males or to put him in his place. This phrase almost always alludes to the other male as belonging to a different sexual orientation (ie homosexual). This phrase is usually uttered in a heated conversation.

Listen you F**king Cum Stain. Why don't you go suck another couple hundred cocks before you try to run off at the mouth to me. Do you know who I am?

by JayWhiz July 15, 2009

fuck-stain

A sploch left on a surface where sexual relations has been performed.

1)After they were done making whoopi, they noticed that there was a huge fuck-stain left on the table.

2)Eric is a fuck-stain.

by B Horton February 15, 2004

bitch-stain

A derogatory term given to someone that has been antagonizing and/or annoying about a subject or opinion but then has subsequently been proven wrong, incorrect or discredited. The term is increasingly damaging when assigned to male. The combination of bitch (noun) a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around and with stain (noun) a person, place, situation, or anything that exists, but you wish it didn't.

1) Wow, Dana was being such a bitch-stain, and wouldn’t stop whining about all the work he did when I actually did half of it for him!

by Bobby Metal Neck July 13, 2009

Upper lip cum stain

it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.

Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me

Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again

by Art Valentine November 2, 2012