Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022

dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 5, 2014

Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018

Strawberry Stain

A red mark left on a mans jeans when dancing with a girl with her period

She left a strawberry stain on my leg while we were grinding

by Rotaryguy May 3, 2014

tizzle stains

1. a handle, monicker, or name for a person who is on speed, 2. the leftover residue in an oil burner (speed pipe),3. a word used to clown a fellow drug addict

"Hey, tizzle stains its time to get some sleep" or "Clean out those tizzle stains so I can load a fresh one."

by the Constant Bunch November 17, 2017

rorschach stains

the identical-twinlike stains that can remain on bed sheets after a night of love gettins and remaining still afterwards.

Carrie forgot that Greg had pumped her last night until she awoke to the Rorschach stains on her bed sheets from their bodily fluids. She was angry until she thought they were artistic.

by von groovy June 16, 2017

Tip Stain

My buddy wears the same sweat pants all the time around hot chicks... He occasionally gets boners 4 times a day. After multiple months of his premature drippage his sweats began to form a "tip stain.# A case of the TS... #TS

Dood nice tip stain.

by DaddieDoWerk November 20, 2015