stapes

Leprechaun slang - extremely insulting leprechaun curse.

"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry

by leprtam September 1, 2009

Stapes

A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

by lettucce September 1, 2009

stapes

The sibling of a Venus Flytrap. Likes to eat staples.

"That flower just ate my homework!"
"That's because it's a stapes."

by flowerpoewer September 1, 2009

Stage mom

One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom

A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.

by Thesmallestgayboy May 1, 2019

Cunt Stage

After those who are generally cunts by nature become very drunk, (esp. from gin) and get very loud and aggressive towards all.

'Lads! Fraz is in cunt stage again!!'
'Fraz was in cunt stage and got pissed on!!'

by the tramp and co October 15, 2007

The Stage Dive

Whilst the man is masturbating he lies a woman down in front of him (preferably in a large area) and begins a run up, the aim is to ejaculate just as he dives over the woman,
Thus a stage dive...

This can also become an Air Raid

Guy: Woah - I got Stage Dived last night

Gal: Thats Gay isn't it?

Guy: No! we started The Stage Dive Olympics in my back yard...

Gal: Can i try it?

Guy: Do you have a Penis?

Gal: NO WTF!

Guy: Then What do you think...?

Gal: Damn!

by kymmy babes 2 April 21, 2009

Pull Up Stakes

To move to another place.

I have been here long enough. it is time to pull up stakes.

by Bazabib September 13, 2009