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Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face
Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!
by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018
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squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.
Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper
by crudmonkey April 25, 2020
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Slap Squirt

The motion of a girl slapping her vagina while squirting.
Jimmy likes it when his girlfriend Slap Squirts.
by Chatteh October 23, 2012
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backboard squirt

He finished off with a backboard squirt
by Bigpiss.com September 29, 2023
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Sissy Squirt

when a sissy boy squirts a load from his daddy out of his asshole
Ew! Emilie just got done being pounded by her daddy and dribbled out a sissy squirt!
by Dandelion Dylan September 22, 2021
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brain squirts

What begins as a "brain fart" or when you forget a thought, and you absolutely can't think of it, even hours later you still can't remember,it makes you so angry you scream and spit all over your windshield or bathroom mirror.
Johnny really couldn't remember what he had for lunch, he must have a case of the brain squirts.
by mrtreadwell February 13, 2017
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Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.
Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.
by jagerhall June 12, 2018
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