spilly spash fuck

you stuff a girls pussy with spashes, make her lie on her stomach, and jump on her lower back so that all the spashes spray everywere, spillily

i spilly spash fucked brenda last night, and all the spashes stuck to my mom

by skim October 25, 2003

spasstard

Usually a person that floats around in the background and seems to hate anyone that has anything better than themselfs. This person usually looks retarded with larger than average sized head, funny eyes, so you can't tell if he looking at you or not, stupid BIG haircut and in the worse case scenario owns (or would like to own) a macintosh. This person won't get a job because he is scared of leaving his house. They are usually trekkies too. Anyone who say's anything indifferent to this persons' opinion is considered a twat, and should be cast away to never be seen again. This person also lies to people by saying he has "cancer" or "a member of the family has died", to try and win sympathy over them to get attention. They also think they are talented in there own field and if anyone is better they thinks it a person hatred towards them. They also have a very low personal hygiene and where the same clothes thoughout a week. Overall if you see anyone matching this discription stay clear of them because once you say hello to them or even noticing there existence, they will cling onto you like a quackpot and never leave you alone again.

Clive: Hay, (spasstard} I have bought a new AMD64 PC with 2GB broadband.

At this point spasstard is getting very pissed off and is picking up a knife.

Clive: Whats wrong mate?

Spasstard: You only bought that, because you know I only have a intel pentium 1 computer with windows 95.

Clive: No... I bought because I have a job and want to move on in life.

Spasstard: AAGGHH I hate you! You bastard!

Clive: Fuck Off you Spasstard.

by Derick Nobcheese October 1, 2004

spassing out

A sexy beast also a dirty monster in call of duty and doesn't miss a shot. Uses girls for there fine pussy. Fun to hang out with

Damn That dude is a Spassing out

by Cool kid 187 December 26, 2013

Spasmgasm

When you spaz so hard you have a orgasm

Oh dude! He's having such a spasmgasm over that chick XD

by Wubwubwuubwub\omo/ August 19, 2016

spasm on the spot

"Spasm on the Spot" is a group of brainless adolescents who supposedly ‘cook’ edible food and set a kitchen establishment on fire.

Ema: Grace, did you hear that we have food technology today?
Grace and Molly: Yeah!
Keira: We're going to create a real Spasm on the Spot.

by OnTheSpots November 21, 2017

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 19, 2005

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004