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Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.
Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."
by hmcdesq December 6, 2022
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spam eater

A person from Hawaii who likes spam, or a insult to use after being called a haole.
Can also be use to defind someone in the “aloha sprit”.
Spam eater: go back to the main land you fuckn haole
You: fuck off you fuckn spam eater
by brianjordan97 February 15, 2019
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GL Spam

GL Spam (Action Verb); GL Spam is a slang term used to abbreviate "Grenade Launcher Spamming". This term arrose from the popularity of using grenade launchers in online video games such as Crimewave 1986. It has since then become a massive disturbance to the peace of Miami and online culture alike.

GL Spamming is the action of consistently, and constantly using a grenade launcher to repeatedly hurt other players in Crimewave 1986. It is a very hated action by numerous online communites and discord servers.
"Don't look at him sweeite, he's a GL Spammer."

Person 1: "Why does everybody hate me?"
Person 2: "Bro... you GL spam..."
Person 3: *Punches Person 1 In the neck*
Person 2: *Joins in on the beat down*
by Adrixcee! October 6, 2023
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Bottom spam

Often when a bottom is talking via communication services like Discord or text, they will spam random letters and/or numbers.
some opt to smash the entire keyboard at once or use a few letters.
"Hey, I liked your dress!"
"asfkskskfkskfkskfks thanks"
"haha bottom spam"
by simply helpful July 21, 2022
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love spam

spam of a loving sort, commonly enjoyed by people that appreciate the nice sort of creepiness shared within certain relationships.

often used on facebook and through texts.
however, may not be met with appreciation by those who don't have a sense of humour.
matt: "I LOVE YOU"
matt: "<3"
matt: "I LOVE YOU LOTS"
matt: "LOTS OF LOVE"
ash: can you quit the love spam, please.
by lovespammmm February 17, 2010
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Love Spam

A garrulous, slightly black-humored, self-deprecating, and completely unpersonalized email sent to friends in family to keep in touch.
While it was nice to know Tom was trying to keep in touch, all I would ever receive were his impersonal Love Spams.
by biznizzy December 20, 2008
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Like Spam

The action of going to someone’s profile on a social media (usually Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or TikTok) and repeatedly liking all their posts, filling the victim’s notifications with spam.
“Dude I just got like spammed and now I can’t see any comments on my posts”
by Sauce boi July 17, 2021
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