Slammered

Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.

Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.

by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010

Texas Two Way Slammer

Texas Two way slammer Is when you have a bitch and are fucking her doggy style while her head is jammed in between a door and you fuck her in the backside while slamming her head in the door way/ door jam so to speak in rhythm of your choice.

Is the definition Texas two way slammer

by jesus6666669 November 19, 2010

Clam Slammer

A lady-person who enjoys "slamming" or stimulating via touch, her "clam" aka her vag; snatch; gash; pikachu.

Also, the female version of a "Ham slammer."

Kelly: "What you doin' today, Bea?"

Bea: "Oh, you know, just slammin' the clam."

Kelly: "You're a clam slammer too? That's awesome!

by Gossip Who August 7, 2009

shammer

in Hawai'i it means you have a big dick.

Hey Sal! you got one big dick brah! we gonna call you shammah (shammer) from now on!

by Bruce Hansen October 5, 2006

slammer

Metal or rubber disc used to flip over/knock down Pogs. Circa 1994

That new slammer of yours is fuckin' cool.

by Mike M March 29, 2004

sammer

a cutesy way of saying "sandwich".

Boy: i'm going to the kitchen, want anything?

Girl: can you make me a sammer?

by Beth K January 12, 2010

alabama slammer

A big fat black dildo.

"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"

by milphunter March 7, 2015