smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

shashinidu

King of the prosperity
Shashi + nidu
Shashi = prosperity

Nidu = king

Im shashinidu

by Garf99 January 14, 2018

Splashing banana

When you are eating juicy banana in the WC, and you splash it on a guy's face.

Andrew: -Shit, how that guy came out from toilet?
Matthew: -Yeah, he got some banana on his face, I think he got the splashing banana.

by Matkri March 15, 2018

Smashing Gravs

To take massive single-shot hits from a gravity bong, traditionally a GB, usually in a group.

C: I want to get ignorant tonight!
E: Well then lets get the crew and start smashing gravs!

by GoldDRoger May 16, 2018

Smashing Leather

Sex.

Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!

Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam

by The Golbez June 8, 2018

Smashin'

A word used to describe J's simultaneous smashin' of keyboard and LGs while messaging furiously.

J you're smashin' real hard today!

by fhaskjlfh89r32 June 12, 2018

Smashing guts

Smashing guts.

The act of rubbing guts together during intercourse. Also can be another name for sex.

Fuck! We were smashing guts all over the place last weekend!

I hope tonight he plans on smashing guts!!!

by The limpest dick June 24, 2018