Shotgun Shit

When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.

“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds”

by Mr.NotWorldWide October 5, 2018

charge shotgun

The definition of terrible

The charge shotgun sucks ass

by NCiscrackedatfortnitelol May 24, 2021

Meat Shotgun

A fancy name for a dick

She wanted lowkey to play with my Meat Shotgun

by GTX 1080ti August 20, 2017

Shotgun Sensai

A driving instructor, an adult that'll drive with you when you have your learners permit, and/ or anyone teaching you how to drive from the passenger seat.

Person A: Hey I heard you got your permit, lets go somewhere
Person B: Nah I can't, my mom won't be Shotgun Sensai.
-OR-

Person A: Wanna go to the mall friday?
Person B: I can't, I have a lesson with my Shotgun Sensai.

by Dizzymisslizzi April 2, 2009

shotgun surprise

the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.

derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single

by shocktrooper December 9, 2010

Shotgun party

For no apparent reason, an unexpected group of friends show up at your house and spend an extended visit with you. They usually show up thirsty and hungry, therefore, you are expected to share your dinner with them. After several hours of disrupting your evening they leave feeling energized while you are left overwhelmed with exhaustion.

While serving dinner I had a shotgun party last night. some drunk family members show up with low blood sugar, needing to eat with you requesting really fucked up shit like asking you to change their breaks then other people show up hungry and thirsty and before you know it your hole house is filled with ducking bat shit crazy people, you get hauled of to local crazy ward.

by Mung ho February 6, 2018

shotgun wang

Shotgun Wang or i_bruce_easily on instgram and soundcloud.

Shotgun Wang eats a lot of ass.

by ParkerMation September 26, 2017