coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.
"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"
by midwestern_life May 15, 2018
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HoeJacking Season

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”
Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season
by SchickHydroLong June 12, 2018
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Soken Seasoning

When you hear a little Masayoshi Soken magic on a Final Fantasy song and it gives you the good feelings
Example: Simon had to change his jeans after hearing that Soken Seasoning
by SMGSPANNER October 25, 2022
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Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!
When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.
by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019
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seasonally harassed

It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.
i’m being seasonally harassed. help please.
by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019
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seasoned yolk

When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.
" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick
by N O G October 24, 2017
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Rutting Season

Usually around spring and summer, where everyone starts getting super sexual and the libido is high. Rutting season is when everyone is super horny and just trying to get it in with one another.
"All these boys are trying so hard with me, it must be rutting season or something smh"

"I'm getting wet dreams every night, I guess it's my rutting season"
by Mosry March 09, 2019
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