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The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.
by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021
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Seagull

When performing doggystyle on the beach quickly pull your dick out dunk it in the sand whilst it’s wet and stick it back in the girl your fucking whilst pulling there arms back to make them scream like a seagull
I turned her in to a seagull last night, safe to say she wasn’t impressed
by Fatboii3578 May 20, 2023
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Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.
Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull
by Welshytom June 12, 2020
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Seagull

The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.

A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.

Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.
Damn, that's a big fucking seagull
by GreeboMc October 1, 2022
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SEAGULL SOUP

That person is some real SEAGULL SOUP
by Me has return November 3, 2023
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Seagull

A seagull is a male or female that hovers and hollers(cakaws) at someone they find attractive, many times displaying the "mine" syndrome towards anyone they perceive as a threat to stealing their bread (said attractive person)
"Damn ma, you fine. Lemme get them digits."

"No thank you"

"Come on girl, Holla at yo boy"

"Not interested"

"Why you gotta be like that, I just wanna get to know you"

girl checks phone

"Oh, who's that? Your man"

"Quit being a seagull"
by Xelu February 14, 2015
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Lame Seagulling

When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017
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