Seagull

The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.

A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.

Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.

Damn, that's a big fucking seagull

by GreeboMc October 1, 2022

Seagull

Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.

1. "Happy hour is about to start, those damn seagulls are about to swoop in!"

by Sgrqk May 7, 2015

seagull screaming

When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.

Seagull Frenchfry

I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom

by Hubblegotchu November 30, 2019

ULA Seagull

Killing Starships
Rude
Horny
Shitting on MidBay all day long

ULA Seagull is a horny seagull.

by MidBay May 7, 2021

Seagull

A seagull is a male or female that hovers and hollers(cakaws) at someone they find attractive, many times displaying the "mine" syndrome towards anyone they perceive as a threat to stealing their bread (said attractive person)

"Damn ma, you fine. Lemme get them digits."

"No thank you"

"Come on girl, Holla at yo boy"

"Not interested"

"Why you gotta be like that, I just wanna get to know you"

girl checks phone

"Oh, who's that? Your man"

"Quit being a seagull"

by Xelu February 14, 2015

Seagull Shuttle

Banging multiple chicks who you drove to the beach while stealing their snacks

Super Fan Josh was trying pull a seagull shuttle on webster lake

by Ched Doyle July 5, 2025

Seagull Sweep

Enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circumstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. This is promptly followed by asserting said circumstance to have been one that was planned and even anticipated by the said seagull.

Stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to pull off the flukiest seagull sweep in the playoffs - shit he's dining out on that Seagull's sweep.

by fantasydan November 21, 2016