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Scottish Syndrome

Scottish Syndrome is were you appear different in every single photo, on facebook it is hard to tell if you hot because even in your tagged pictures its like a new person every photo.
ohhh man that girl defo has scottish syndrome look, shes fit here, and not here.
by WhosBen May 6, 2011
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scottish nationalist

A bitter and twisted, usually bigoted, denizen of Scotland (a.k.a. North Albania) who still lives in the 14th Century. A Scottish Nationalist will often contend that his country has "the English jackboot" on its neck, when in reality, Scotland is a nation full of workshy freeloaders, content to pick up their giro and get wasted on Buckfast. "Jackboot on the neck"? No, more like Scottish lips welded to the English nipple, and sucking furiously.
"Shall I go to work today? No I dinnae have to. I'm a Scottish nationalist, and the bl**dy English will pay my giro"
by Grim^Reaper October 27, 2007
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Scootie Puff Junior

A hairstyle that girls sport where the bangs are pinned straight back and then that hair is puffed up in front.
Her scootie puff junior was the biggest I had ever seen.
by Scoops22 January 19, 2006
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Scottish Girl

Usually tall, fat, round-faced wearing too short a skirt, more fake colourings than you can count. Burka would be a blessing for your eyes. Broken faces.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.
I had to vomit on my way here because I ran into a Scottish girl.
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)
by Devans101 May 21, 2011
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scottish

"A nation of racism towards England.
I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about.
They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie.
Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland"
Fuck Off! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

"People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish.

To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these:

1. Born in Scotland
2. Lived in Scotland

There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'"

Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.
I was born in Glasgow and brought up here in Scotland and have a scottish accent......therefore I am Scottish!
by Kayleigh88 December 28, 2005
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scootie

A slang term referring to a girls vagina.
I am gonna go out to the bar and get some scootie.

Damn girl, that smells...wash your scootie.
by Vaggy McVagerson April 6, 2008
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scottish firecracker

a hot sauce and pop rock encrusted penis...
that is all
hello Adrian, would you like to be nailed by my scottish firecracker?
-Chris Farley
by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009
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