Leather Sausage

Solid waste matter from the body of a human being or animal.

GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool

by AcuteAngle January 2, 2010

sausage gut

When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.

The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.

Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut

Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.

Person2: ::ralf::

by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011

MerBear Sausage

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.

What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.

by Drobs December 21, 2010

Sausage Garage

Noun.

Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch

Dude, last night I totally parked my Meat-cedes in your Mom's Sausage Garage.

by Dr. FragrantKitty July 22, 2010

sausage scissors

The act of two males using their erect penises and rubbing them together till both ejaculates.

Sean and Cody played sausage scissors last night and both came all over each others nut sack

by snew7 May 18, 2011

Sausage Zombie

A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.

Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.

by jorbastopal November 5, 2010

sausage sheet

when a large male has a stoamch that overlaps his peinal area and is no where to be found

Dude that guy's sausage sheet is so big he dosn't need a bathing suit

by the fat kid December 21, 2007