salmoned

the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.

Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!

by Rhino88 August 10, 2010

Awkward Salmon

A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.

Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.



Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*

by Girl On The Internets May 10, 2009

Angry Salmon

When you pass a large crap (often after a struggle to pass it) into the toilet that is so big you experience anal bleeding and the toilet water splashes up onto your ass, thus resembling a red faced angry salmon splashing about in a fisherman's bucket.

Oh my god I just passed a real angry salmon" or "my ass is bleeding after being bitten by the angry salmon I just passed" or "hey guys check out my angry salmon

by Mandudno August 23, 2010

SALAS

Salinas, California. 831. NOR*CAL. Salad Bowl.

I'm from salas, where are you from?

by WSTB June 18, 2008

mount de sales

wow, reading all the rest of these defninitions is pretty embarrassing to see how people fight w/ each other over the internet for the world to see, hmm...cool? As for the Mount, you either love it or hate it, there is no in-between. We've got it all from blue nuns, to hidden tunnels under the school, to the cupala.

"Only at the Mount"

by cruiser101 May 14, 2005

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 15, 2008

Floppy Salmon

when a person comes up behind someone(unbeknownst to them)and rapidly slaps in a back and forth motion between their legs, reminiscent of a salmon flopping

(flop flop flop)

"FLOPPY SALMON!!!"

"Aww shit Elliott you flopped me"

"Damn straight Will"

by RachaelaM October 29, 2008