Dick riding

Simping but without the attraction

Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding

by Mexicansavage18 April 14, 2022

Dick Riding

Always on someone dick be it good or bad

Example 1: "Terry just called u a bitch for the 10th time, he definitely on ur dick"
Example 2: "Terry been sucking up to u fr, he definitely a dick rider"

Dick riding: When someone on ur dick be it good or bad

by Yardz September 12, 2022

Meat-riding

Anthony

Anthony be meat-riding low key

by mrnapps May 1, 2023

Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023

little red ridding hood

Bitch in a red poncho

Little red ridding hood got robbed for her j's

by Dogaloop August 4, 2014

Kuwaiti Oil Rigging

Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.

Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.

by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018

Little red riding hood

(Israeli expression)
When you invite someone to meet on an innocent pretence and then ambush them (for example beat them up, kill them, blackmail them)

Dude, this guy invited me for a pizza and it actually was a little red riding hood

by Shimooper February 4, 2022