Poseidons Revenge 

When someone is kneeling down giving a guy a blow job in the shower, he then proceeds to shoot his hot sticky load in both of her eyes, then he bails out, turns the cold water on, and laughs his ass off.

(Guy) Dude, I totally poseidon revenged that girl from the bar last night.

(Girl) I was so pissed when Tyler Poseidons Revenged me last night. I had so much cum in my eyes I was crawling around like a mummy because I couldn't see.

Poseidons Revenge by d-blip April 7, 2008

Gandhi's revenge 

Noun. A stomach upset, and subsequent diarrhoea

I feel and look like complete and utter shit. Must be Gandhi's revenge.

Gandhi's revenge by Vivector February 3, 2004

Sofas Revenge 

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.

Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)

Sofas Revenge by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge by Reed May 5, 2006

Cougar Revenge 

Describes a jealousy fueled sabotage plan hatched by a older 30ish 40 something women who has just found out her prey is interested in a younger woman...What distinguishes it from normal jealousy fueled revenge is that
the goal isn't pure "kamikaze" sabotage but to eliminate the younger competition.

Maria just told Felicia that Joe only goes for educated, successsful girls. Then, Felicia blocked Joe on Facebook. Joe never should have told Maria that he was interested in Felicia, because Maria want him for herself...Joe has just been a victim of cougar revenge.

Cougar Revenge by GiorgiodiZante October 28, 2010

Total Drama: Revenge of the Island

The fourth season of the amazing cartoon, Total Drama Island. Chris McLean takes 13 new teenagers back to Camp Wawanakwa, which is now radioactive, for a chance at another million dollars.

Dakota: I can't wait for Total Drama: Revenge of the Island! | Neko: I know, it will be so good! | Mikey: I think Dawn will be the best! | MrD: When will CN premiere it?!?! | Ale-Alejandro: Can I be in this definition?

Total Drama: Revenge of the Island by Dakotacoons July 1, 2011

Montezuma's revenge

having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.

Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom

Montezuma's revenge by Maarrrrrthew June 12, 2005