retard strength

Super-human strength usuaslly had by one who is considered a reatard and can lift heavy things only because they are too retarded to know they are hurting themselves

Why is that guy holding up the retard racer with his teeth? He must have retard strength!!

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

Retail Therapy

A costly replacement for Zoloft.

My therapist says a good day of retail therapy should bring me back around.

by AJ Evans April 8, 2007

fat retard

A psuedointellectual tub-o-lard from Flint Michigan. Known for his oscar winning yet fictional documentaries

Michael moore is a Fat retard

by dcs February 12, 2005

social retard

A pioneer in that they know that the social arena these days is throughly poisoned and full of just plain ol' non-mentally handicapped retards (i.e., people who, if they only tried just a little bit, could actually use their brains and then might make themselves somewhat bearable).
Therefore, so-called "social retards" are smart enough to stay away from that shitfest (i.e., most bars and clubs) and realize that it would be a total waste of energy to spend time out with those stupid looking, ugly morons.

It's better to be a social retard than a retard that actually sees something good in going out to a toxic social envirnment like a bar.

by sheallee March 23, 2009

Retard

A retarded person or "Retard" is someone that has been exposed to idiotidis.

The Retard: Hey, how are you?
Jeff: I'm good
The Retard: Don't you like Sonic and Shadow
Jeff: Yeah there pretty cool
The Retard: Man I wish hedgehogs were real.

by GrahamCrackers123 January 29, 2017

Retard Juice

Another name for Diet Coke

Ron: You know those Diet Cokes are worse for ya than regular Coke Classic
Erika: They should call it retard juice
Dave:I like a Diet Coke
Erika: They should call it retard juice, they should call it retard juice.

by ghost towne May 7, 2021

Sexual Retard

When someone, usually a guy, doesn't know how to flirt or get on with the sex. Horribly bad or inexperienced at sex. Excels at being an asshole. Usually brags about getting bitches, but is stumped when he actually has a chance to fuck. Turns girls off completely.

Stacy: Baby, I'm SSSSSOOOOO horny!!! PLEASE FUCK ME!!!
Danny: UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH...
Stacy: You know what? Fuck outta here you sexual retard!

by Ghost Rider ;) April 1, 2017