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paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.
Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.
by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021
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un-relationship

the act of breaking up with one's significant other on Facebook.
Due to Kathy's unusual affinity for rubber duckies, Ronald decided to promptly un-relationship her.
by squeeze_box April 28, 2011
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Relationship Thingy

When two people who are unable to date, are stuck in the world of: "I like you, but I can't date you" and so they have to proceed with their relationship (Intense liking, but acting like friends) until their circumstances change.
Yeah man.....his parentals said they couldn't date so they have a relationship thingy rn.
by Awkward words specialist November 9, 2016
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Toxic Relationship

A relationship that typically your entails your whole day being ruined by 9 AM.
Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.
by CommonSimp January 26, 2023
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relationship ptsd

Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.
My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.
by LivLongandProsper May 6, 2015
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paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!
by tfiosinfinities May 2, 2015
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Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.
Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.
by the real barney stinson May 27, 2013
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