california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

Raisin pizza

A general description for an undesirable thing. Like raisins on pizza, the topic is something heavily disliked.

Did you actually see that movie? It was a total raisin pizza.

by Not Donut August 11, 2021

Olive raisin

A pitifully attempt at an olive branch: a meaningless gesture of peace.

My parents "apologized" for my childhood abuse, but then explained why it was all my fault. They threw me an olive raisin.

by Wifflepuff May 23, 2021

Raisin Seed

When someone who already has very small nuts get cold

“Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”

by BiggyButs December 10, 2024

oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

Raisin pie

Tossing salad,rimming, licking a butthole.

He went down to her butthole and had some raisin pie.

by Tommysan70 September 6, 2025

Bowl of Raisins

A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.

John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.

by Vinkertron January 30, 2025