Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019

Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023

Roid raisins

The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.

Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.

by Justin Sydem May 03, 2021

Devil raisin

A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.

Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.

by Guiy Fartinghouse December 29, 2018

Borderline Raisin

1. Almost entirely evil and/or undesirable.

2. Refers to a grape which rotten or shriveled almost to the point of raisnry

Priscilla is so mean, she is borderline raisin.

by rasinators December 11, 2013

Pittsburgh raisin

Rabbit shit

After the rabbit left the cage he dropped some Pittsburgh raisins.

by Edgeworth Wisdom May 11, 2023

oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by Obama Bin Laden December 31, 2024