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rotten bananas

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.
COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!
by Little Nerd May 6, 2006
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Rotten Strawberry

(Eating a bowl of delicious strawberry's is a pure pleasure except when the last one is rotten, it ruins the entire experience.)

When someone gives another person a string of compliments followed by a negative remark.
"My boyfriend said my hair looked nice, I smelled great and I looked hot in my new dress. He then fed me a "rotten strawberry" by telling me my ankles were too fat.
by AniMaeWest April 15, 2011
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Rooted in love

A "charity" trying to empower women worldwide...but actually just macrame themselves in the prayer room.
"Do you dream while you journal, or journal while you dream?"
"I really want to be rooted in love!"
by so_they_may_beloved August 20, 2018
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Daisy Rootin

a daisy rootin is when a girl is being pleasured by a boy from the countryside or in the countryside by there fingers.
jane got a good daisy rootin by jon the other night down by the cow sheds.
by sid123 March 16, 2010
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Roto-Rooter

The deviant sexual practice wherein the gentleman defecates into the mouth of his partner, filling it to the brim, then proceeds to use his engorged genital (or in this case, foaming pipe snake) to bang said mouth, as if trying to unclog a stopped-up drain.
"Alright kids, time for bed! And be quick about it; Daddy's downstairs awaiting a rambunctious night of coupling, culminating in an intense Roto-Rooter the likes of which this sleepy little hamlet has never seen."
by Hogarth Yasminowitz December 11, 2006
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rotten string cheese tampon

used to describe only the most undescribable smells eminated from a woman.
oh god she smells like a rotten string cheese tampon that was left out in the sun all day just nasty.
by J D Martin April 16, 2008
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Rotten Kitty

An old dead disgusting pussy that is way out of date
Damn nigga that shit i hit last night was Rotten Kitty
by Hangman June 30, 2004
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