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Reading in the Park

An entertaining pastime, where one goes to a park for an hour to an afternoon with a slightlty-significant other (a fwb works excellently) and keep up the facade of enjoying a good book in each other's company, but in fact taking most of your time to make out, etc.
Yeah mum, I was reading in the park with David, sorry I didn't call.
by FavFemAnon April 29, 2011
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Raping babies

Commenly used as "hood slang" by many minorities, particularly african-americans, it is now used to convey the message that one is mixing beats.
by TheRealDjNassif July 23, 2010
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reaking

1.) To smell of something strongly for a short period of time.
When you smoke a cigarette and the smell stocks to your clothes.

"I'm tired of you reaking of cigarette smoke"
by _adventuresam September 24, 2013
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Reading

A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible
Sarah and I were reading last night on Skype and it made me want her sexy body so bad.
by Adude72 December 9, 2008
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repping

verb: The act of playing halo 2 online. Derived from the word representing as in to represent ones skills or region.
"Is anyone up for some repping?"
"Are you guys repping the 189?"
"Damn Bern, that was some poor repping."
by Shannon Brown April 1, 2005
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face raping

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man, when he puts his hands on her head, stands up and proceeds to face rape her.
This one time, this chik was giving mike a blowjob on the couch, when he stoodup and grabbed my head and thrust his dick all over in my mouth, thereby face raping me. Bastard cummed in my eye too....and then he gave me $3 for gas to get home.
by Jewls765 March 8, 2007
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Are you raping me?

"You are suspended for 2 weeks, im sorry"

"WHAT!!! ARE YOU RAPING ME!!!?????"

or

"He doesnt even talk to me"
"Are you raping me!?"
"...ummm...no...."
by PunkRockQueen November 30, 2004
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