quaiche

1. Screwed up/Fucked
2. Fully Used up or fully screwed
Derivation: Two fraternity brothers were getting swoll in the gym. After finishing the last set of bicep curls, one brother said to the other "I need to add one more set, just to get my bi's fully quaiched." This was interepreted as fully used up or fucked up. It has since been used more as fucked up, i.e. that fool just came out and quaiched me.

"My teacher totally quaiched me on my grades."
"Yo that bitch's face is quaiched."
"I'm going to get fully quaiched in the gym today."

by Nartz January 26, 2006

Quagmire

the weirdo twins in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" that claim they are triplets, but everyone knows they are sex crazed fuckwits!

the two associates of Count Olaf stuffed the stupid Quagmires in a cage at the bottom of an elevator shaft.

by unknown June 11, 2006

Quagg

1. quagg (noun)

An individual who is a slow, slow runner and failure at everything he or she does.

* 'Quagg' must be spoken in a tone similar as that of saying 'quack' imitating a duck.*

Graham you so slow. I'LL BURN YOU! Quiggity, quagg, quagg.

by Jay RRRR November 25, 2007

quaggy

soft and flabby; pillowy

You're really quaggy! You know that?

by Kaela October 17, 2003

quagga

mammal of South Africa that resembled a zebra; extinct since late 19th century

guys.. look at that fucking quagga. its so very.. quaggaish. ha, how very humorous. aww look, its sickly..haha

by Urkah v. December 19, 2004

Quaint

A cooler way to say cute.

Girl 1: Look at the new picture I took with my puppy!
Girl 2: That's quaint.

by mmmMandy December 24, 2008

Quagmire

The funniest pimp in the world, appears on family guy

example 1-Quagmire:hey does this look like a q to you?

example 2-Quagmire:if i could rearrange the alphabet id put "u" and "i"together.....alright

example 3-Quagmire:Giggity Giggity Gitty...alright

by OWNAGEMASTER April 20, 2006