Queef Etiquette

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.

(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.

by Toolizm May 19, 2010

Queef Latifah

When a fat black girl queefs

Sha-nay-nay just queefed, look at that little Queef Latifah.

by Brendan.Amanda.206 August 9, 2010

Reef Queef

Technique commonly used by free divers where a person sucks the air from a woman's vagina while underwater. This is also regularly taught as a survival technique if driving a vehicle into a body of water with a female passenger.

Jack would not have drowned as quickly if he knew to breathe in Rose's reef queef.

by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012

ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008

queef

When the blood spurts from the vagina at a amazing speed! it is so powerful it can blow down a wall! You might want to stay out of the way for this one guys!

wow she queefed and i drowned in blood!

by queefaholik July 22, 2003

Meat Queef

A Queef possesing a massive coincidence to the texture, smell, and taste of an uncooked T-bone steak.

Mike Kelley was being such a Meat Queef last night!

by SpeedStick September 11, 2009

Queef in a pan

the most delicious thing you can get at ma and pa’s

I just ordered a queef in a pan from Ma and Pa‘s kitchen and it is BUSSIN

by y’ May 20, 2021