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puttin' in the rough

When you stick your dick in a dry hairy asshole with no lube.
Lance likes biker dudes and met one behind a gay bar. He asked the dude if he liked "puttin' in the rough". Biker dude said sure..which type of club will you use? Lance said "the driver of course"....
by Todd the tiny turd Wilson March 11, 2014
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petting bulldogs

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.
by ticklepanties May 27, 2015
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Pettinger

Noun - A maker and seller of pottage, a thick soup or stew. I couldn't believe it either, but I knew someone with that surname, surprisingly, perhaps, I found out what it meant before they did.
A pettinger is a maker and seller of pottage
by AKACroatalin September 30, 2020
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Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)
by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010
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Squash Punting

The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.
by Graffen November 9, 2011
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Tiger Pitting

When you accidentally feel up on a stranger thinking it's your significant other. This act can be almost as dangerous as walking into a tiger pit to pet the kitties.
That other blonde girl looks a lot like Sean's blind date. If he doesn't pay attention, he'll end up tiger pitting that other girl.
by aggroqueen October 7, 2014
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puttin

Getting the first hit when smoking marijuana. The term putting comes from getting greens. When golfing, you putt on the green, hence the term putting.
-Dude, are you puttin? or am I?
-You can dude
by babystomper727 March 4, 2011
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