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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.
Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF
by SDC 101 December 6, 2022
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Putinizer

Putinizer

A person or entity that attempts to overtake a neighbouring country that does not belong to them through use of force.
That Putinizer invaded Ukraine, Georgia and Belarus.
by Drzlom April 25, 2022
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President Putin

"Now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine...who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin!"
by UD Veteran July 17, 2024
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Putin

An angry bat who had a hissy fit for a bullshit reason
Me: hey putin
Putin: what
Me: putin deez nuts in yo mouth
by ReptileBaby April 25, 2022
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Putin

When a person unexpectedly and rudely discharges fecal matter accompanied by air after a penis is pulled out of his butthole from gay sex.
When I pulled out, he was putin all over the bed, so I told him I'd invade his country for being such an asshole.
by Prostentic Vogon Jeltz March 15, 2022
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