porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.

Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"

by Drew Christx January 23, 2007

biscuit lipped porchmonkey

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

by gmoney618 June 1, 2011

porchin

Sitting on the porch.

They are porchin in the heat.

by ChiliYago February 25, 2004

back porch crazy

When the crazy you are seeing/dating/fucking stalks you to point that he/she is standing on your back porch "to talk".

Man, I had back porch crazy at my place, wanting to talk about our future. I was freakin' out and hid the bunny.

by TheTruthandWisdom January 21, 2017

porch day

An outdoor Friday afternoon gathering to celebrate what is best about America, the world, and life.

We threw a porch day today. It involved a two-story beer bong, four kegs, and an inflatable slide the size of a house.

by pluralist8 February 28, 2011

Porch Monkey

A male/female who sits aroud,who is lazy.It use to be racial but it was changed in 2006.

Amy-Hey you lazy porch monkey get up and do something!
Jimmy-Maybe tomorrow..

by Jazmine Horizon June 5, 2008

in app purchase

Bullshit that mobile game makers make you do to get stuff in their games, or even play it more without waiting 24 hours.

I spent too much money on in app purchases and now I'm broke.

by Flii May 13, 2017