Purdnuts

Nuts of a purd

Man 1 - look at them purdnuts

Man 2 - what does that mean

Man 1 - I don't know, let's search it up

Man 2 - there's no definition
Man 1 - why don't we make one

by PizzaBagel123 October 27, 2020

Pure math

Just pure meth spelled the wrong way

Texting:
Guy 1 : hey what are you cooking tonight
Guy 2 : Pure math
Guy 1 : uhhh.... what?

by Dumbass student June 1, 2021

Purple Jerkin

The act of twisting one's penis until it's purple, then masturbating furiously.

"Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."

"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."

by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022

Toot Purse

A juicy, plump female pooper.

Esther Dropped her cigarette during a game of bridge, and bent over to pick it up, but she forgot she wasn't wearing panties and she exposed her grey Toot Purse to her girlfriends.

by Ole Baboon April 1, 2017

nut purse

A small yet yummy snayck that holds your nugs.

Synonyms - scrotum, scroats, gum

Fuck bro... i think i split my nut purse

by Ass nut August 25, 2018

Sperm Purge

The act of ejaculating more than 5 times in one day, nearly emptying your ballsack. Generally, a Sperm Purge also makes the individual feel as though they've weakened by a considerable amount and will require a lengthy recharge period.

Greg: Fuck man, she had me going like 6 rounds just to satisfy her. Shit was torture.

Fred: Jesus, bitch orchestrated a Sperm Purge.

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

The Purge Of December 17th

During jschlatts first stream coming back to twitch, he did something that any normal human being could be thankful for. He had a nasa scientist build a bot that would ban everyone in his chat that had anything related to the Dream Smp in their username. Tens of thousands of dsmp fans were banned from his chat,, cleansing it and making it pure.Before the command was executed, jschlatt had one last thing to say. "This is what it's all about"

Schlatts chat has been so much better since the purge of December 17th

by A messenger December 17, 2021