Pubic Patch

The most abundant area of pubic hair on a male/female. On dudes, it begins where his happy trail meets his pubes, and ends where his pubes meet the base of his d. On chicks, it begins wherever the pubes start to grow, and ends at the top of the vag. In both cases, the width of the "pubic patch" is however wide the pubes grow.

1. "Shawn is such a fag, he shaved a design in his pubic patch."

2. "Girls dig that I got the smoothest pubic patch. Makes BJ's that much more enjoyable."

3. "I'm not quite sure why female pornstars shave their pubic patch completely off except for a slim line. Hair is still fucking gross."

by jew_jew_for_you January 30, 2009

penicles

penis and testicles together--from the ancient and little known Greek god "Penicles" (pronounced peena cleez') who was the god of male genitalia a very early forerunner and inspiration to Freud who connected everything with sex

My penicles were itching and I couldn't find any baby powder.

by Bill Jackson July 25, 2006

pubic druff

Dandruff that is found in pubic hair

I got proper bad pubic druff

by Fozzie! October 25, 2006

Pubic Zirconia

When pubic hair is cut to resemble a diamond shape. A pun on "cubic zirconia" and it's similarity to a diamond.

Barry: I banged a filthy hooker last night, but it was awesome.
Samuel: Well what were her pubes like? Runway strip, Full "George" Bush, or smooth?
Barry: None of the above. She was rocking the ever popular pubic zirconia!

by DevotedCatholic March 30, 2009

pubics cube

Slang term for a vagina derived from the popular 80's puzzle named Rubik's cube that was shaped like a box and difficult to solve. A complicated pubic box.

I can solve your pubics cube in less than a minute.

by vuch April 12, 2004

pubic hair fire

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

Pim: "Have you tried the new pubic hair removal treatment?"
Natasha: "What's that?"
Pim: "They set fire to your pubes..."
Natasha:"Pubic hair fire?"
Pim:"FIRE IN THE HOLE, BABY!!!" *hysterical laugh*

by theguywiththepeircedtesticles November 18, 2013

Boston Panic

Reacting with unreasonable fear to simple and innocent objects that are perceived as a threat due to a total lack of understanding or knowledge.

Really Jason, don't get into a Boston Panic, it's just a Daddy Long Legs not a spider.

by Rev. St. Thea GirlUwant von Fraumench February 7, 2007