Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.

I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

Americano Promise

Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"

I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.

by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022

Promise ring

A way for people to flaunt their simpy ahh relationships

Mir and kaya gave each other promise rings.

by mirnkaya December 16, 2022

THE Promise

The promise is a way of saying that you want both sides in a relationship to promise to marry eachother, this promise can not be broken under any circumstance

THE Promise being proposed to the woman

Man- I want to promise
Woman- me too, lets do it

by David 1:18 March 25, 2023

promise

promise is a beautiful awesome girl who is not afraid to be nice to others and did i mention beautiful Shes nice to even those who she doesn't know and is always in a good and positive mood, no matter her circumstance. Who is also DROP DEAD GORGALICIOUS!!!

Guy: who's that hotty

Person: oh thats just promise but shes takin

by YOUR MOMMY April 1, 2023

promise

its meant to be broken.

, Do you promise you'll stay with me? '
' I promise ,
Few years later they will leave you

by Miauu the catt April 14, 2023

Promise brand

A defunt brand of butter

Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.

by SPrice1980 April 29, 2023