Proctopsychologist

A call center agent who spends 8 hours a day listening to assholes with problems.

I am fucking pissed off about my bill, I am going to call my proctopsychologist at xyz mobility.

by flyboi737 March 10, 2018

Prof. Chaviea

When someone fucks up hard misspronouncing a name and tries to cover their steps

We were having a conversation when, He fucked up the name royally and tried to cover his tracks and thought his name was Prof. Chaviea and not Prof. Xavier.

by Lekkudabekku June 11, 2018

Proct-omologist

A rather obscure medical profession that specializes in the treatment of analretinosis.

These medical professional perform both optol-rectomies and Craini-ass- tomies.

Rodney: is that fuckhead Joe gonna go see a proct-omologist, or just keep spewing his
spoiled brat punk rock bullshit.
Ricky: I hope so bro, he really has a real bod case of analretinosis, but he ain’t gotta job, so I guess his mom has to pay for it.

by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018

Pofteanu

1.The feeling of craving something or someone, mostly in a sexual way.
2. A large variety of sexual activities.

That guy is hot af, I'm so pofteanu rn!
I really feel like pofteanu tonight.

by Piorqm July 5, 2018

Prof V Cockroft

Professor Cockroft is an anatomy professor who is very hands on, always willing and eager to demonstrate. Constantly holds office hours in order to really get to know her students - inside and out. Loves to hand out gold stars to those whose work goes above and beyond. Can handle groups of 3-4 students at the same time - never complains. Fathers love her during parent-teacher conferences. Would recommend 5 stars!!!

Prof V Cockroft: Great 4.5
GIVES GOOD FEEDBACK. LOTS OF HOMEWORK. ACCESSIBLE OUTSIDE OF CLASS. YOU WONT WANT TO SKIP CLASS.
Very helpful teacher after class. Always prepared for active labs. Tough class but if you put a lot of HARD work in you should pass with no problems.

by ASS SLAP September 16, 2018

profaile

A newspaper or on-line friendship/romance-seeking "resume" that's appealing to nobody.

Possessing a disagreeable personality and/or horrible looks is to the dating-scene a lot like what having a criminal record is to the employment-world... not matter how creatively-clever or fancy you try to be in "marketing" yourself, you're probably still gonna end up with a profaile.

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

Prof Halan

gets annoyed by 9th grade really easily.

Prof Halan just left the room.

by cecilia.c May 22, 2019