Unfocused Procrastinator

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.

Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:

by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024

Procrastination

Spending more time creating lies and schedules than actually doing your work

“Yo, I just go this math homework due Wednesday...I’ll just wake up at 3:30 and do it Wednesday morning fam. You know Imma procrastinate till I die.”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”

by Hump me Fuck me Daddy October 29, 2018

Procrastination

Look in a mirror.

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.

by not not not a real person January 8, 2020

Procrastinator

Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.

And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.

It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark

yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.

by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024

Procrastinator

Students.

Procrastinator on daily basis

Student: Homework... I'll do it at 5PM.
Time: 5:05PM
Student: Well, shit, I'll do it at 6PM
Time: 6:02PM
Student: Well, shit—

by The-HeeHee-is-coming April 18, 2021

Procrastineating

delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing

"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"

by Mandixoxo April 18, 2018

Procrastination

Watching YouTube for hours on end until at 12 am where you realize that there is homework due the next day but says "fuck it" and rushes to do it 3 minutes before class starts.

How to live a very jacked up life, keep on procrastinating

Hence procrastination

by Averymatthewbesson November 20, 2017