cunt programmer

A nerd and or dork that is eating out cunt for the first time.

Man: What did you do last night?
Nerd: I was a cunt programmer.

by Maximillina Daniel July 7, 2009

Prograsm

The feeling of euphoria equivalent to sexual orgasm achieved by prolonged periods of computer gaming.

Whoa! Sounds like Dan has a real feisty one in his room!
No Man, he just bought Crysis 2, he's been prograsming all day.

by Cobaltconcept August 5, 2011

programmadectomy

To modify or replace a function or programmer of a software program.

With vivid understanding of the software's problem; the skilled engineer performed a programmadectomy.

by deadzen March 5, 2010

programsturbation

What a software engineer does when s/he's bored and should really be doing serious work.

Dude, I couldn't write any more of those TPS reports...I've been programsturbating all day animating hamsters to sync with 80s songs. I'm so burned.

programsturbating = doing programsturbation

by a_hollister December 30, 2013

programcrastinating

Learning to code or creating programs for fun instead of doing what you should actually be doing.

Josh was programcrastinating last night instead of writing his philosophy paper that's due tomorrow.

by TMClarke June 8, 2016

Programming Dysphoria

An intense state of disconnection often felt by computer programmers; A feeling or frustration exhibited when computer code that is not supposed to work works anyway, or when computer code that is supposed to work, does not work.

Also known as: Code Dysphoria.

Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."

Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"

by 48219401243 November 22, 2018

programmery

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.

Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...

by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019