pristine

When a situation becomes violent, dangerous or risky - for example, walking into a pub or bar and the atmosphere is already hostile, and all it will take is one wrong word, one spilled drink or a single push or shove before a fight breaks out.

Can also be used by a single person when they've been pushed to breaking point as a warning to others.

(In a pub or bar) "Let's get out of here, it's going to get pristine in a minute"
(Person in a bad mood) "I've been up since five this morning, I've had a really bad day and it's going to get pristine in a minute..."

by IDontLikeSpam September 13, 2013

sex as default printer

When the x-axis as default is mistakenly interprinted in a default connotation

Hey did I say Set as default printer or

sex as default printer?

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Thumb Print

10,000 doses of LSD; that is, 10 Bibles, or 100 sheets. Few people ever possess an entire thumb print of LSD, only acid Chemists and distributors.

There are stories about people pressing their thumb against LSD crystal, or taking large doses by saturating one's thumb, but these are probably myth.

About 10,000 doses of LSD can fit on the tip of one's thumb.

A thumb print sold by individual doses is worth a $100,000 USD, at $10/dose

by ganjkid February 5, 2010

German Helmet Print

Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.

After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

Prioti

This a word made by two beutiful names Pranav and Jyoti. the best relationship ever.

Prioti = pranav and jyoti best for each other

by HUB SLOB November 25, 2020

carrot print

something like a mushroom print but with an uncircumcised penis; smacking an uncut wang and leaving an imprint in the skin of the object that was smacked

that bitch teethed on my dick so i carrot printed her cheek;hey eddie passed out i dare you to carrot print him

by lance hickman September 29, 2008

I love my husband ass print more

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D

asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing

by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022