dick present

when you give someone your dick for a present

hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?

by billy piaseki July 24, 2008

push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

Perpendicts

It is the plural shortened word for perpendicular bisector.

Line A Perpendicts line B

by acdc23455 February 18, 2011

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Ukrainian present

The act of dumping a pitcher of beer on someone

"Don't give me that Ukrainian present Olga" said Pierce.

by Matt Shim March 22, 2009

perpendicularism

An intentional misuse of parallelism.

My hobby is to take things I find on reddit and posting them on my friends wall claiming them as my own.

Dude, nice use of perpendicularism.

by adfgaha December 19, 2012

Hit The Target Present

The male counterpart of a "Push Present." Thoughtful gift given to the guy by the girl after conception.

After finding out she was pregnant, Rebecca gave Michael an awesome new grill for his "Hit the Target Present".

by julie30302 September 24, 2009