A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
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A strong Independent Woman !
THIS WOMAN ...
has fought a thousand battles ,
And still standing .
has cried a thousand tears ,
and still smiling .
Has been broken ,
betrayed, Abandoned, rejected
but she still walks Proud.
Laughs loud,
Lives without fear ,
Loves without doubt,
This woman is beautiful
This woman is humble
This woman is Me!
THIS WOMAN ...
has fought a thousand battles ,
And still standing .
has cried a thousand tears ,
and still smiling .
Has been broken ,
betrayed, Abandoned, rejected
but she still walks Proud.
Laughs loud,
Lives without fear ,
Loves without doubt,
This woman is beautiful
This woman is humble
This woman is Me!
by Fres Sy June 8, 2021
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