precrastinate

To procrastinate before procrastinating.

Dude 1: Hey man what's up?
Dude 2: Oh I'm just precrastinating my work term report.
Dude 1: Precrastinating?
Dude 2: Ya you know, to precrastinate , procrastinating before you procrastinate.

by Grinner April 29, 2008

Precious moment

The act of making a fool of yourslef in public.

Did you just hear that guy, he asked if everyone has ancestors!
Yeah girl that was a precious moment right there.

by CheshireCat78745 December 10, 2010

Tactical precum

A tactical treat that cannot be beat, served in vials across the street.

“No! You can not sell tactical precum to kindergartners!
“Why not?”

by Ember2047 March 10, 2021

Precious

basically any fat black (usually also ghetto) woman. Referring to the main character from the movie "Precious".

(Spot a fat black probably ghetto woman and say whoever to your with)
"Hey look, it's Precious!."

by stonerben March 25, 2010

precum

It's that little sploog that appears on your pants when a company sees the cash money cream dough snack duckets about to be made, then it hops off your weiner and you cannot finish. Pre-Tax Income = Precum

Hey Jim what's Goldman's precum in Q4 for fiscal year 2011?

by Alex Herrick July 12, 2011

precious

kodak moment

When the show-off kook skater ate cement, trying to pown the pro, it was sooo precious

by DARK-WOLF (the real DW) May 23, 2009

prech

someone who is very adorable. derivative of precious, but can be used as verb, proper noun or an adjective.

Prech, are you working?
you are a real prech one!

by princessx September 20, 2006