pre-loaf gas

Farts you have right before taking a righteous dump. Release with extreme caution for you might find you have more than a fart hanging about in your pants. See shart
More commonly used just as pre-loaf.

This pre-loaf is making my underpants warm!

by Brown Boa November 29, 2004

pre-shower

the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher.

Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart

Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower

Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa.

Dude: i feel you

by sandwix June 23, 2008

Pre-affiance-Zilla

1.) A woman that will grouse around-the-clock about her not being married or engaged to her purported significant other.

2.) A woman that complains about not being in egaged and talks about wedding arrangements non-stop.

3.) Kind of like a BrideZilla only worst becasue the nagging is usually directed toward the suspected suitor.

A: Wanna get married?
E: Ummm..... No

2 minutes later

A: How about now?
E: Yeah I'm gonna have to answer with "No" for a $100

5 minute later

A: I've started Picking out the colors and making the invite list for the guest to OUR wedding.
E: I could have sworn I said No....

A: I don't care what you have said. YOUR going to Marry me! ROAR!!!!!!

E: Oh no! Here comes Pre-affiance-Zilla crushing buildings and spiting fire.... "Save us Astroboy"

by OhioWeddingDogger April 22, 2009

Pre-christmas cock-up

A condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having sex with one of your colleagues. At every fucking company christmas party.

Oh look at so-and-so, she's leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. Didn't she go home with X last year? And, she's very, very drunk. What a pre-christmas cock-up. Again.

by silvamysticum December 2, 2010

Pre-orgasmic

A woman (or man, though it's rare) who is pre-orgasmic describes someone who has neved had or experiemced an orgasm, through masturbation or sex. Experts once described these women as anorgasmic, meaning absence of orgasm, but this has changed.

"My girlfriend's pre-orgasmic, I can never make her cum"

by Petrichor126 August 16, 2011

pre-shaded

The way ghetto's say "preciate it"

1.) Man im hungry!
2.) Here bro have a sandwhich.
1.) Pre-shaded my guy.

by yesnonoyesyesno November 22, 2019

pre-bake

To smoke a lesser weed in preparation for the main course or the better weed

I got some bomb shit right here so lets put yours on a pre-bake

by Ja-fakin May 2, 2006