postuversing

A hypothetical conversation from first person perspectives between two hypothetical people.

My friend and I were postuversing about Abraham Lincoln and a time traveling dildo salesman discussing the repercussions of the Emu War.

Abraham Lincoln: "So the Australians won right?"
Time Traveling Dildo Salesman: "Not even close, mate."

by Vergbergler February 5, 2019

Possum dip

Dipping your balls in a sock filled with hot soup

Fuck I just had a nasty possum dip

by Dannychinesenuts April 28, 2020

possu

klein, süss, possu

Possu ist extrem aki fan

by jddddm August 29, 2020

Pots for jug handles

Idiom.
Synonymous with crazy, insane, mad.

She's pots for jug handles

by bigfemur October 17, 2020

Potjunkie

Someone that smoke strong weed with a lot of keef, or to identify a person that smokes everyday

Yo dude I heard reds a potjunkie we should sesh with him sometime

by Reefa the space cadet June 12, 2021

potucek

Not only shitting your pants but leaving out... open-faced, for everyone to see.
Also used for the act of shitting your pants.

Did you really potucek in the bathroom?
I'm going to potucek my pants if I don't get to a bathroom.

by treacherous letch July 31, 2021

Possum Trap

When you insert a possum trap into a silicone rubber ass. Then put the ass in a public toilet. When a unsuspecting target goes to insert his penis in sillicon ass, .The possum trap will engage on there penis and there for they will be possum trapped

Dave: hey Mick how was your weekend?
Mick: Not so good Dave, got bloody possum trapped again.

by Hansolo69 September 20, 2021