Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

by Folfsky October 22, 2011

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pootanany

see poontang.

She's got a wicked pootanany.

by Anonymous December 13, 2002

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pootastic

Adjective describing something that is disappointing or crappy.

Tom Cruise's performance in Vanilla Sky was pootastic.

by aezell December 24, 2007

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pooptaste

Somebody who gives the impression, through their actions or words, of being a taster of poop as a result of their douchebag-like behavior.

Dude#1: We can't do that! We have to go to class!
Dude#2: You're such a pooptaste!

by VinnyPSU July 25, 2006

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Pooptart

1. Someone who feels sick for no reason. (A.K.A. Pooptartitis)

2. Someone who is acting stupid, dumb, lame, annoying, etc.

3. An insult.

1. Person A: How are you?
Person B: I'm not feelin so hot and idk why.
Person A: You have pooptartitis.

2. Person 1: Watch Ben, he's about to do something really stupid!
Person 2: Ben is such a pooptart!

3. Don't look at me like that, you little pooptart!

by crimsongirloh10 December 16, 2010

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