geek police

someone who arrests geeks, your a nerd a dork and a wimp. If you claim to be part of the geek police, you are a geek.

Aaron: stop being a geek bro, the geek police will come for you
Wilbur: I'm so sorry chief

Millie: you fucking little nerd Aaron

by pukkapies4life November 23, 2022

Word Police

A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness

Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".

"Scoffed again by the word police"

by pie r squared October 16, 2020

ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats

"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"

by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014

crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles

crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank

by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009

queese police

Anyone who walks around checking out women, like a policemen patrolling an area

John:Dude, did you see all those fine women?!

Caleb:Sure did! Dude you know I'm patrolling, after all I am a queese police!

by i am nothing May 31, 2011

police lover

someone who is a teacher's pet but a police's pet

cody ratted on joe he is such a police lover

by sofi LOOOOOOOOL December 17, 2018

police brutality

This is probably what should happen whenever Joe is anywhere in public.

police man: It's Joe! get 'em, boys!
(police brutality ensues)

by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022