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An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.
The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.
by Robjef622 May 8, 2017
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a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain

"That's like taking a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

"Your mom's so stupid she took a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"
by rodjuree July 6, 2008
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to release the poison from my snake

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."
Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.
by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008
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dirty poison dart frog

when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face
dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog
by jackgasm July 22, 2012
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foodie poisoning

The affliction caused by a food aficionado being forced to eat something highly processed and commercialized.
I wanted to stop at Whole Foods, but my friends insisted we eat at McDonald's; I think I have foodie poisoning.
by Pseudonymous B.I.G. December 8, 2013
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Mako Poisoning

Mako Poisoning is a phenomenon when people (usually white) visit or move to South East Asia and they become so enamored with the country and fail to see the negatives. It also includes deflecting or denying any type of criticism of said and saying "this could happen anywhere" or "if it was in America they would just get shot instead."
My friend has some serious Mako Poisoning he said Vietnam he still loves Vietnam after they got denied from a hospital after an accident.

I don't have Mako poisoning Vietnam really does have better infrastructure than America.

I realized my coworkers have Mako poisoning when they told me Vietnam has better hygiene than America.

Do I have Mako Poisoning if I think laws in Thailand protect children more than they do in America.
by Namissoamazing August 19, 2023
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Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas
I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle
by pro2a July 16, 2020
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