poeskabouter

Tiny guys, usually about 1 meter in height that walks around smelling women's vaginas and rating it out of 10

That poeskabouter rated the smell of my pussy at 4 out of 10! Guess I should have cleaned this morning

by StefanGouws January 11, 2018

poet

a man who writes down gibberish and expects people to applaud him.

Also known as a geek or dork.

Girl 1: Oh-My-Gosh, Ryan is cute!

Girl 2: He's a total poet..

Girl 1: eww!

by Innitso January 26, 2018

Poes

Pronounced: Poo-ss. A word in South African slang literally meaning "vagina". Also used to swear at someone so as to say "Fuck you" .

Your poes!

by Sigi_101 February 25, 2018

Poes Activity

things a poes South African for little bitch would do

i dont like what you did last night Dave, eating my pizza was poes activity

by Goat_Keswa October 3, 2018

petsplain

The pet version of "mansplain"
When a person (who usually has no experience with raising the subject animal) tries to give you unsolicited advice about said animal.

My relative visits my house and sees my (fluffy and definitely not fat) cat.
Relative: He’s too heavy—he needs to lose a few pounds. You need to put him on X/Y diet.
Me: Thank you for petsplaining. I have taken Theodore to the vet and I can assure you he is just fluff.

I finally decide to get a dog after much planning.
Friend: You shouldn't get your dog now.
Me: Why not?
Friend: Well, dogs require a lot of time.
Me: Yes, do you know how much?
Friend: No, but it's a lot.
Me: Well I do know because I have spent a lot of time researching. Thank you for petsplaining and assuming that I will not be a responsible pet owner but I assure you I have more knowledge and determination than you think.

by spearmint_halls April 10, 2019

poes

a womans vagina in dutch,pussy

ik hou van je poes.

by suckafortheplucka May 22, 2019

Poes disrespectful

A phrase used in place of saying excuse me.
Invented my Tesla .

That’s poes disrespectful bro

by unicornpower4realzzz May 28, 2019