poop haze

cigar guts or the tobacco removed from a cigar that is trying to be passed off as haze.

Shane: check out this haze i just bought!!!

Mike: Wow asshole, you just got hustled, thats not weed its poop haze

by Gabe Jow January 6, 2008

poop-nipple

noun.

1. the tip on a pile of poop
2. opposite of the icing on a cake, poop-nipple describes exacerbation on top of an already shitty situation. It is similar to the salt in "rubbing salt on the wound" and the kick in "kick them while they are down".

3. an unsympathetic person.

1. The google poop emoticon, ~@~, has a poop-nipple on top.
2. the break-up is the poop-nipple of an already terrible week.
3. that jerk is being a poop-nipple.

by The Shindig December 6, 2011

poop roll-up

Poop roll-up is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unrolls a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: the poop roll-up. This is when the player carefully rolls the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.

I left a poop roll-up in my girlfriend's parents' house the other day. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!

by werdslaya August 10, 2012

Poop sock

Something that is hidden under everyone’s bed just Incase they have to drop a load in the middle of the night, and don’t wanna get up

Mom: why is there a sock of of poop under your bed

Me: mom that’s just my poop sock

by GekyumesDad May 6, 2019

El Poopacabra

A poop of such evil magnitude that it is feared by local natives, much like the El Chupacabra itself.

I just unleashed El Poopacabra. Might want to stay out of there unless you have fire.

by moooooog35 February 25, 2011

90's poop

A poop without your smartphone.

"Man my phone died and I had to take a 90's poop."

"That's horrible."

"At least it increased my pooping speed by 200%"

by The Greaseman January 2, 2014

Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.

dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.

by Amy Christ January 13, 2011